Ideas for a wedding gift for my boyfriend's ex girlfriend?

I_Love_McRedneck · Yahoo User

You have to read my last question to understand the humor in this situation. Here's the deal: CRAZY ex girlfriend who is still in love with my boyfriend after being broken up for over 18 months has decided to get engaged.She makes every attempt to be a part of his family's life. She tries contacting his brother and sister. She's constantly trying to tell US how happy she is through his sister's myspace page. She's mentally unstable, stealing things from him, threatening to kill me, harrassing me, etc.I was thinking about sending her groom-to-be a case of beer as a wedding present with a note saying "You're going to need this - you have no idea what you're getting yourself into"Okay, I wouldn't really do that, but I think it would be funny. I think this guy needs to be made informed about who he's marrying.Oh yeah, she even told her friends she was going to get my bf drunk and force him to marry her because he wouldn't do it willingly. CRAZY!! This poor guy! What to do??We've filed police reports, but they won't do anything. They say to take her to court. We now live 700 miles away so she's not physically bothering us anymore, she's just a nuissance.WOW!! Some of you people out there obviously have never heard of a joke before! Who would actually do this? I was being funny - and was looking for humorous answers. Lighten up people!