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slk29406
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 Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:01 pm Post subject: What is the strangest gift you have ever received from your spouse? |
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| I received an anniversay card and flowers which was very kind of him, however it was his PREVIOUS anniversay to his ex- wife.Surprise, surprise, he forgot our anniversay..........LOLFor my 21st birthday, I received a vacuum cleaner, gosh, the romance in that one..........LOLIt certainly is hard to beat a horse turd fork! ROFLMAO!!! How romantic!!!It certainly is hard to beat a horse turd fork! ROFLMAO!!! How romantic!!! |
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RANA
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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| its the thought that counts |
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Flo, R U there?
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:05 pm Post subject: |
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| Food. Which normally isn't strange but he always complains about our weight. so that's the strange part.Sucks for you though. Sorry about that, but I have to laugh a little about that one. |
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SpiderDijon
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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| for valentines day a few years ago he got me a stuffed bear. he pulled out all the stuffing bears butt and refilled it with chocolates. you had to put your hand in the bear's a*s to get the chocolate. pretty funny. |
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112
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:09 pm Post subject: |
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| A clown wig |
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geni
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| A trailerload of manure - I'm a passionate gardener! |
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Maribel A
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| That's funny. the strangest gift I've received is a small buddha statue (we're catholic). haha, it was funny though. |
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eve t
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:19 pm Post subject: |
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| My ex once gave me roses and a new riding mower. It was in the driveway with a big pink bow on it. Sounds bad, but I've always loved working in the yard. |
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Iritadragon
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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| I got the UGLIEST sweater from him one year. It was purple and khaki in a 4 inch houndstooth pattern, and it had a purple fuzzy collar. It wasn't in my size. (I was a size 10, it was a 16.)I HATE purple, and he knew it!And he REFUSED to return it for a refund....I figure he either bought it for his girlfriend, and got the gifts mixed up, or bought it FROM his girlfriend because it was something she would have liked for herself! (Ewwww!!)But I was a stubborn bezzoom, and it would be another 8 years before I finally kicked his cheating butt out the door. |
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lookn_4_laffs
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:20 pm Post subject: |
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| OOH..you've gotta great attitude if you can laugh about this!One Christmas my then husband bought me an old lady polyester pantsuit, (I was in my twenties) plus a package of panties like FOUR sizes too big...at first I thanked him and tried to be gracious, but then I had a sinking thought....my mother-in-law and I absolutely LOATHED each other...and I casually asked, "Did you have any help in picking out my gifts?" He sheepishly said, "Yeah, mom picked them out!" I knew it!! I knew it!! She did it just to get my goat, that witch! lol I never told my husband that her motives were evidently less than pure. |
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curious connie
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:51 pm Post subject: |
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| My soon to be husband once gave me an extra large cast iron skillet with a lid. I almost didn't marry him. It was my birthday for crying out loud!!! |
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eyedontnose
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 3:57 pm Post subject: |
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| Despite my totally fictional descriptions of Mr. Eyedontnose - he is actually a lovely lovely man - (don't say - He would have to be!!) BUT ............ where gifts are concerned he really has no idea whatsoever.Some the gifts received so far for birthdays and anniversaries have been : a pressure cooker, a pair of leather gloves that would not have fit Barbie and certainly did not fit this lady of the land! and a season ticket to watch Manchester United!Men! Can't live with them, can't live with 'em! |
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luvspbr2
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:14 pm Post subject: |
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| I'm a NASCAR fan and several years ago my husband came home carrying a life-size cardboard copy of my favorite driver. The drivers retired and the cut out long gone, but the smile I get every time I think of it is still there. |
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Gladys
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:15 pm Post subject: |
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| For my birthday my husband gave me a gift card to Starbucks, this is back in the day where there weren't that many around. Not to mention, I'm not a big coffee drinker and, being in the country, the nearest Starbucks was over 500 miles away. I thought it was strange and just put it in the desk drawer. The next morning he gave me an envelope and said it went with the Starbucks gift card. Inside were round trip tickets to Seattle to see our oldest son. |
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Juju
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| Posted: Wed Sep 19, 2007 4:25 pm Post subject: |
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| I can beat the vacuum cleaner gift. I recieved a window washer squeegy and tupperware bowls. He never made that mistake again because I couldn't hide my disappointment.He comes from a family of very practical people. |
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