Has any one else heard the rumour about this now infamous Teddy Bear?

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You know that piece of stuffed fabric that is so insulting because he represents a wild ferocious animal? The fact that the Profit Mohammed is probably responsible like Christ and all the other 'gift-of-the-gab' merchants that ever existed, for more deaths than all the ferocious bears that have ever existed is of course neither here nor there!Anyway, I've heard a rumour, there's a move afoot to get Mr. Teddy Bear Mohammed onto Ebay to see what he might fetch - apparently now, there's a huge effort to try and locate him!Does anyone know which toy cabinet in this terrible school of blaspheming seven-year olds he might be located in - he's got to be worth a bloody fortune by now - hasn't he?Happy hunting everybody!Hey! NORAD - are you using all your spy satellites to find this teddy - have you got all you GI joes' looking for him in every 'nook and cranny'?Where is MOHAMMED the TEDDY BEAR everybody?Has one of those awful little seven-years spirited him off to some play-pen somewhere - and humiliation of humiliation, does he have jam or marmite spread wiped all over his chops by said little rascle yet - Oh Dear! Oh MY! The trials and tribulations of Mohammed the Teddy Bear - what is life coming to, when you are such a put upon teddy bear!!?By the way, have they found a new teacher yet, as reminded by our Gillian Gibbons dryly at the Airport and get a load of this:-http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-1294679,00.htmlThe expression "having egg-on-face'' springs to mind don't you think?The Sudanese people, let alone their daft government, have got to be the laugh stock of the world wouldn't you say?All this fuss over a bloody teddy bear, named after one of the children in class at his own request. Maybe in the future Sudanese parents should think twice now about what they call their offspring!What a complete bunch of C..TS they are - and all religiously obsessed people!!!!!fi ♠ - thanks for that, just had a look - I hope the people selling these bears make lots of money out their sales - good luck to 'em - I especially liked the first one with the very obscured picture - with the caption at the bottom of it saying:-"secret location'' - excellent stuff.The country of Sudan is going to be along time living this one down - what a complete bunch of nincompoops they've been over this - great entertainment wouldn't you say???!!!