its a oldie but bet the kids will love it funny or not?
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THEFUNNYDUCKY Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:16 am Post subject: its a oldie but bet the kids will love it funny or not? |
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| It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.""That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?""Oh, just a wild guess," she said.The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.""That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl."Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue."Is it wine?" she asked."No," the boy replied, with some excitement.The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue."Is it champagne?" she asked."No," the boy replied, with more excitement.The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!" |
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Loveyme L Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:19 am Post subject: |
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| lol funny |
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Kaynard Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:20 am Post subject: |
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| lmao! love it. |
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dave12041976 Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:20 am Post subject: |
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very funny not heard that one  |
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Buddy Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:20 am Post subject: |
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| Funny |
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kezza1818 Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:20 am Post subject: |
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| not bad.oxo |
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RX8 MATE Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am Post subject: |
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Good one, disgusting enough for my youngest son to enjoy telling. LOL  |
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Ivy N Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| HAHA! FUNNY! STAR! * |
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Megan S Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| that was funny |
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nelle17 Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am Post subject: |
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| ewwwww that disgusting |
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Claire M Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:25 am Post subject: |
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| Haha excellent |
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angel face Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:25 am Post subject: |
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haha, gud 1 ! |
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addic2sp425 Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:27 am Post subject: |
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| wow...i wanna have a puppy |
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kerry-anne f Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:30 am Post subject: |
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| why are the ones that make you go yuck the best.hahahahahahaha |
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RedSoxRisa143JE46 Yahoo User
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:49 am Post subject: |
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| haaahahaha Didn't see it coming!! |
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