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Outspoken but Honest
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:44 am    Post subject: Was it a kind word play? Reply with quote

George the postman was on the final day of his job after 35 years of serving the same neighbourhood, come rain or shine.At his first house, he was greeted by the entire family applauding him, and sent on his way with a healthy gift envelope.At the second house, he was presented with a case of fine wine, at the third he left with a box of Havana cigars.At the fourth house, George was greeted by a beautiful blonde in a baby-doll nightie, who took him by the hand upstairs to the bedroom and treated him to the best sex of his life.Afterwards she led him to the kitchen and cooked him a huge breakfast.As the stunning blonde poured the coffee, the postie noticed a £1 coin next to his cup."What`s the money for?" he asked."Oh," the woman replied. "Last night I told my husband that today was your last day, and I asked him what we should give you as a special treat.He said, "F**k him. Give him a pound." The breakfast was my idea."
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Lucy :D
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHA!!! lol Very Happy
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Sarah B
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

That's brilliant!!! Never heard that before!
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Planet Storm
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:48 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha awsome =]star for u
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Krazii.Gerl
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha lol tututut blondes eh??? lol(no offence)
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naoel n
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol
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SIMON F
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I can't believe she made breakfast!
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yaz
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:51 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lool .... cool did u write this ?!really brillient
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The Happy Murcia
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:52 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! ha! ha! Excellent, talk about taking things literally......
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Sir Knowalot
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:56 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

11/10Quite new to me - and thought I'd heard all jokes in the world - or various versions thereof.But that's brilliant. Have a star.
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Elizabeth
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that is excellent thanks for sharing.
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Dan J
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah good one keep,em coming !!!
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rje1025
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:04 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

nice job
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Skidoo
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Thanks for the laugh...
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Luck Dragon (UK)
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:09 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ha ha ha funnythanks for a laugh
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