Here are some hilarious jokes!!!!!!!!You'll love these..........?

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1. At the end of the school year a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her class. The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it and said, "I bet I know what it is; Flowers.""That's right!" the boy said, "but, how did you know?""Oh, just a wild guess," the teacher replied. The next student was the candy shop owner's daughter. The teacher held her gift, shook it and said, "I bet I can guess what it is; A box of sweets.""That's right said the little girl, but how did you know?""Oh, I've been around for many years," said the teacher proudly.The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held he package, but it was leaking so she grabbed a drop off the leaking contents with her finger and put it on her tongue for a taste test."Is it wine?" the teacher asked. "NOPE," the boy replied, with some excitement. The teacher repeated the process, tasting a larger drop of the leaking package. "Is it champagne?" she asked. "NO MAM," he replied, with even more excitement! The teacher with all her knowledge finally took one more big taste before admitting, "I give up. What is it?"With an giant grin the boy replied, “SURPRISE, It's a puppy!"2. A substitute teacher was trying to make use of her psychology background. She began her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you're stupid, please stand up."Right away, Little Johnny stood up.The teacher said, "Why do you think you're stupid, Little Johnny?""I don’t, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!"3. . A firefighter is working outside the station when he notices a little girl in a little red wagon with small ladders on the sides, a garden hose coiled in the middle, and wearing a firefighter's helmet. The wagon is being pulled by her dog and her cat.The firefighter takes a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire-truck," the fire fighter says with high regard.Thanks," says girl says!The firefighter notices the girl has tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's tail. "Little lady," the firefighter says, "I don't want to tell you how to run your rig, but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster."The little girl replies thoughtfully, "You're probably right, but...then I wouldn't have a siren! 4. A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it. He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s side door. As the customer watched from the passenger`s side, he instinctively tried the door handle and discovered it was open. "Hey," he announced to the technician, "It`s open!""I know," answered Santa.- "I already got that side."Star if u like it........Heyyyy guys read this 2.....Two guys, Joe & Bill went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.Some hours later, Joe wakes his faithful friend and says, "Bill, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."Bill replies, "I see millions of stars.""What does that tell you?" asked Joe.Bill ponders for a minute, and then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies, and potentially billions of planets.Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in themorning. Theologically, it's evident theLord is all-powerful and we are small, and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you, Joe?"Joe is silent for a moment, then says, "Bill, you idiot! Someone has stolen our tent"!