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2cute4u209
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 12, 2007 11:57 pm    Post subject: Is this a funny kid joke(joke not for young viewers)? Reply with quote

A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, the first little boy walked up to the front of the class made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period,'' said the little boy. "Well, I can see that,'' she said, ''but what is so exciting about a period?''''Damned if I know,'' said the little boy, ''but this morning my sister was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father is getting tired of it. So he decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says, "Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests."Two days before Christmas, Justin's father asks him what he wants for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks, "What did Santa bring you this year?"Justin replies, "I think I got a goddamn dog, but I can't find the son of a bitch!"
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Kimberly!
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:01 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Oh my gosh, nice jokes. x]
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hasicit
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:02 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

woof.lol
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Pd
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Hehe Poor Justin.Hey do not post such a heading it can attract YA police and cause the joke to get deleted
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Shemhazai18
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:03 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

how young? Its really funny
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pirietm
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:06 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Great jokes...its not always easy to find something to laugh about. Thanks!
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Brainz
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:09 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

WOW! Isn't that just terrific? Joke about kids but not meant for kids! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Oh My God! Simply hilarious! Star for you!!!
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Joshua
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haha! i like the first one the best!
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lyn
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

awww
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Foxy B
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 12:46 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

yep, i give u props, that was funny.
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Richard A
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol very funny. star for u.
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jlo xo
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PostPosted: Thu Dec 13, 2007 1:10 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOLOL !!!!!!! doggie where are you ? 2 funny !Happy Holiday's please help me http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=Au2yDG2GszC_FUZ_9im.KVTsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20071212203411AAo9qS5
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