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Poppy Pickette AM-VT
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 Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:07 pm Post subject: Can you give me tips for a really yucky mushy Valentine's gift? |
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| Keep in mind that my boyfriend hates that romantic stuff (I hate it more). We're doing Valentine's merely as a parody, so I want to give him something really girly ... you know, something a girl who's into that romance thingie would choose.I already got him heart-shaped chocolates and a pink fluffy teddy bear and I was thinking of putting efforts into a hand-made card. What else is a common Valentine's Day gift?Oh my flying rock! That was so sappy I'll just have to go for it! |
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Katie Beth
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| roses are the typical valentine's day gift. if i get roses this year again i'm going to throw up. haha |
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LIVI
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Jewelry... One of those singing hallmark animals... chocolate...A huge hershey kiss...flowers... a corny love song written by you |
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itachi
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| give him you if you kno what i mean |
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goldleader272000
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:12 pm Post subject: |
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| well.... |
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crazzyy :D
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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| -bake him heart shaped cookies :]-wear all red and pink on vday-You know those wax lips?? You should get him some of those! :] haha-anything cheesey really works. |
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Gina Green
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:13 pm Post subject: |
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| heart shaped balloon or balloons. furry hand cuffs for a naughty romantic girl. lol. make him a cd with love songs. a small photo album with pics of you guys or a small picture frame with a pic of you guys. |
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Tyrone
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Get him/her a gift certificate to Bath Junkie. That place allows you to make your own "customized" scent either in lotion, oil or soap fashion.curosity note - be sure to check out the Dirt Scent, seriously it smells like dirt.peace outhave a happy valetine's day. |
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Leilah Alva
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:14 pm Post subject: |
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| Ooo! If you do make a hand-made card remember red and pink construction paper and glitter! Hah. Or if you decide not to, get one of those Hallmark musical cards with a lame song like the one on the commercial... My advice is anything that sings or even a burned CD of terrible love ballads. Poorly written poetry is also awesome. |
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Bajingo
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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| Those dumb 'sweetheart' sweets with hearts on them and grotesque little phrases such as "I'm yours"Anything red or satiny.And horror of horrors - the GIGANTIC (we're talking big enough to hide a troublesome child or even a seated Paula Abdul behind it) PADDED GREETINGS CARD, showing toy bears (ack!) and the achingly poetic legend:'TO MY BOYFRIEND'on the front.Nausea should be achieved.Make sure you have this one as a backup:http://www.cherryflava.com/photos/uncategorized/smell.jpg |
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whabtbob
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:15 pm Post subject: |
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When you said "really yucky mushy" I thought a box of chocolates crushed by a cinder block would be the bomb!But that wouldn't go too well with a pink fluffy teddy bear....so I guess I'll just take my 2 points and run!  |
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♥ Angel Cat aka Pami Ja
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 3:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Flowers, poetry either heartfelt or sappy...and if you really want to push him over the edge get him a pair of slinky boxers or briefs with little hearts and kisses all over them...hehehehe, you know how they're always buying us lingerie? If you have a novelty shop you could also find some great gag gifts....have fun! |
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Soulful Kris
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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| All you have to do is put lace around a card. It doesn't even matter what the card says. It could be a condolence card. |
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markyyy
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:12 pm Post subject: |
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| Poetry works. I'm thinking of putting this on my 647 cards this year: (I'm sure you can make a sorta more female version of it, for your card for him)Not a dollar in my walletI never learned how to do hard workI see many things completely wrongand sometimes I'm a real jerkInstead of simply defending myselfI always choose the attackWhen someone borrows me ten dollarsthey will never see them backI don't think I'll ever changeChanging myself never lasted longI don't think I even want toAnd I will always do many things wrongI'm really good for nothingI'm far from a perfect manBut I can love youlike nobody else canI will never admit a mistakeI like living in a giant messAbove that I'm very impatientAnd am lousy at handling stressWhen making love, I prefer lazy over tiredSelfish is really my middle nameWhen even small things go wrongI always find others to blameWhatever story I will tell youYou'll always doubt if it's trueBut I will never changeSimply because I refuse toI'm really good for nothingI'd rather never pay a billBut I can love youlike nobody else ever willI'm really good for nothingI complain and I whineI naively dream my way through lifeI'm your perfect valentine. |
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Kiss My Banana!
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| Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 4:29 pm Post subject: |
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| red/pink boxers with hearts on it. lol |
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