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its a oldie but bet the kids will love it funny or not?

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THEFUNNYDUCKY
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:16 am    Post subject: its a oldie but bet the kids will love it funny or not? Reply with quote

It was at the end of the school year, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her pupils.The florist's son handed her a gift. She shook it, held it overhead, and said, "I bet I know what it is. Some flowers.""That's right" the boy said, "but how did you know?""Oh, just a wild guess," she said.The next pupil was the candy shop owner's daughter.The teacher held her gift overhead, shook it, and said, "I bet I can guess what it is. A box of sweets.""That's right, but how did you know?" asked the girl."Oh, just a wild guess," said the teacher.The next gift was from the son of the liquor store owner. The teacher held the package overhead, but it was leaking. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and touched it to her tongue."Is it wine?" she asked."No," the boy replied, with some excitement.The teacher repeated the process, taking a larger drop of the leakage to her tongue."Is it champagne?" she asked."No," the boy replied, with more excitement.The teacher took one more taste before declaring, "I give up, what is it?"With great glee, the boy replied, "It's a puppy!"
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Loveyme L
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:19 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lol funny
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Kaynard
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

lmao! love it.
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dave12041976
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

very funny not heard that one Smile
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Buddy
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Funny
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kezza1818
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:20 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

not bad.oxo
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RX8 MATE
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one, disgusting enough for my youngest son to enjoy telling. LOL Smile
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Ivy N
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHA! FUNNY! STAR! *
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Megan S
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

that was funny
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nelle17
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

ewwwww that disgusting
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Claire M
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Haha excellent
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angel face
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:25 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Smile haha, gud 1 !
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addic2sp425
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:27 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

wow...i wanna have a puppy
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kerry-anne f
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

why are the ones that make you go yuck the best.hahahahahahaha
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RedSoxRisa143JE46
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PostPosted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 7:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

haaahahaha Didn't see it coming!!
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