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Outspoken but Honest Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:44 am Post subject: Was it a kind word play? |
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| George the postman was on the final day of his job after 35 years of serving the same neighbourhood, come rain or shine.At his first house, he was greeted by the entire family applauding him, and sent on his way with a healthy gift envelope.At the second house, he was presented with a case of fine wine, at the third he left with a box of Havana cigars.At the fourth house, George was greeted by a beautiful blonde in a baby-doll nightie, who took him by the hand upstairs to the bedroom and treated him to the best sex of his life.Afterwards she led him to the kitchen and cooked him a huge breakfast.As the stunning blonde poured the coffee, the postie noticed a £1 coin next to his cup."What`s the money for?" he asked."Oh," the woman replied. "Last night I told my husband that today was your last day, and I asked him what we should give you as a special treat.He said, "F**k him. Give him a pound." The breakfast was my idea." |
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Lucy :D Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:48 am Post subject: |
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HAHA!!! lol  |
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Sarah B Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:48 am Post subject: |
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| That's brilliant!!! Never heard that before! |
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Planet Storm Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:48 am Post subject: |
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| haha awsome =]star for u |
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Krazii.Gerl Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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| haha lol tututut blondes eh??? lol(no offence) |
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naoel n Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:49 am Post subject: |
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| lol |
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SIMON F Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:51 am Post subject: |
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| I can't believe she made breakfast! |
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yaz Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:51 am Post subject: |
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| lool .... cool did u write this ?!really brillient |
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The Happy Murcia Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:52 am Post subject: |
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| Ha! ha! ha! Excellent, talk about taking things literally...... |
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Sir Knowalot Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:56 am Post subject: |
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| 11/10Quite new to me - and thought I'd heard all jokes in the world - or various versions thereof.But that's brilliant. Have a star. |
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Elizabeth Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:01 am Post subject: |
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| that is excellent thanks for sharing. |
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Dan J Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:01 am Post subject: |
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| Yeah good one keep,em coming !!! |
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rje1025 Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 10:04 am Post subject: |
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| nice job |
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Skidoo Yahoo User
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Posted: Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:02 am Post subject: |
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| Thanks for the laugh... |
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Luck Dragon (UK) Yahoo User
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Posted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 12:09 pm Post subject: |
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| ha ha ha funnythanks for a laugh |
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