Teachers Pet Jokes?

Max G · Yahoo User

On the last day of kindergarten all the students brought presents for their teacher. The Gardener's Son handed his teacher a present. She took it, held it up, and said,"I bet I know what this is. I bet its some flowers!""Thats Right!" Said the little boy.Then the chocolatier's daughter came up and handed her teacher a gift. The teacher once again took the present, held it up, and said,"I bet I know what it is. I bet its a box of chocolates.""Oh, Thats Right" Shouted the little girl.The next gift was from the liquor Store owner's son. The teacher held it up and saw that it was leaking. she touched a drop with her finger and she tasted it."Is it Wine?" She asked"No...." The little boy answered.The teacher touched another big drop to her finger and tasted it some more."Is it Shampain?" she asked."No...." answered the little boy."What is it?" Said the teacher."a puppy...."http://uk.youtube.com/user/moomay11649