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Siddhartha Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:11 am Post subject: Who likes this Hymn???? |
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| I have learned to disguise my jokes....... Laughter is a Divine gift (amen)A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River." |
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elitesouthwest Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:16 am Post subject: |
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| Good one..we need more humor in our daily lives |
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Jaycie Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:21 am Post subject: |
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Yeah, the river wouldn't be the greatest place to throw away all that beer.  |
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~Shortstuff~ Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:21 am Post subject: |
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LOL.....I loved it!!!!! ) |
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Harley Lady Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:23 am Post subject: |
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| Poor fish! |
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LadyG Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| HAHAHAHAHA Good one! |
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Gladys Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:28 am Post subject: |
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| I love that hymn, I could sing it all night long. Bless us with another one soon! |
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dragon Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:35 am Post subject: |
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| LOL LOL LOLDarn near crapped my pants on that one.Amen brother!Love that ole' time religion. |
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sugarbabe Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:10 pm Post subject: |
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| Good one! my youth minister told me that one. I wish some of the rage-filled atheists here would realize that religious people have a terridic sense of humor. We don't pray ALL day! |
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ncgrl Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:20 pm Post subject: |
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| LOL ,,another good one!! |
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donya Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:34 pm Post subject: |
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| Your on a roll. Keep them coming!!!!!!!!!! |
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eve t Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:58 pm Post subject: |
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| Now that was funny! I do love that old Hymn though. |
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Cranky Yahoo User
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Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:44 pm Post subject: |
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| What imagination, I loved the question title.Keep the jokes coming, and, keep hiding them in your questions, it makes people think! |
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