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Who likes this Hymn????

 
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Siddhartha
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:11 am    Post subject: Who likes this Hymn???? Reply with quote

I have learned to disguise my jokes....... Laughter is a Divine gift (amen)A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river." With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."He sat down. The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365: "Shall We Gather at the River."
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elitesouthwest
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:16 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one..we need more humor in our daily lives
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Jaycie
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Yeah, the river wouldn't be the greatest place to throw away all that beer. Smile
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~Shortstuff~
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:21 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL.....I loved it!!!!! Smile)
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Harley Lady
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:23 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Poor fish!
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LadyG
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

HAHAHAHAHA Good one!
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Gladys
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:28 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

I love that hymn, I could sing it all night long. Bless us with another one soon!
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dragon
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:35 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL LOL LOLDarn near crapped my pants on that one.Amen brother!Love that ole' time religion.
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sugarbabe
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:10 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good one! my youth minister told me that one. I wish some of the rage-filled atheists here would realize that religious people have a terridic sense of humor. We don't pray ALL day!
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ncgrl
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL ,,another good one!!
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donya
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:34 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Your on a roll. Keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!
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eve t
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:58 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Now that was funny! I do love that old Hymn though.
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Cranky
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PostPosted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:44 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

What imagination, I loved the question title.Keep the jokes coming, and, keep hiding them in your questions, it makes people think!
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